I told you I was a megalomaniac.

Okay, so I've decided to take over the world.
I declare that the way the world works currently is not good enough.
Thus, I should fix it.
As a matter of fact, I will.
I figure the best way to do this would be to start with the third world countries. Once I've fixed them up with my superior knowledge of economy, government and politics, they're bound to love me.
After winning over the trust of the third world countries, the small (but very important, in case they read this) countries will be no trouble at all.
Since these small countries are very involved in the industry of large countries, I'll soon grow to be a very respected person.
Eventually it will get to the point where all countries love and trust me then decide to put me in charge of their governments.
See, everyone thinks that power and blackmail will bring you importance in this world, but they're sadly mistaken.
The way to power is obviously through love, peace, and all that jazz.
The best part is once I'm in control of all governments, all war will cease.
I'm much too cool for anyone to want to rebel and start a civil war.
Then again, I'd have to deal with those pesky anarchy people...
I know... I'll send them to the moon.
We'll compromise and I'll provide all funding.
There they will be free to live their governmentless lives in peace, or chaos rather.
*cackles*
This plan is fool-proof...
Now all I have to do is earn enough money to save the third world countries!
Lemonade anyone?


Love, peace, and all that jazz! God bless.